A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there