Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your
phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no
chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Belong to ZOO
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to
the zoo
Just for sexy
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try
again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more
time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
NHS report ...
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We
apologise for any inconvenience.
Dear friend...
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a
butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can
kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
What happned to you?
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what
the hell happened to you????
Message from God!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the
worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the
whole world..
In pain...
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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