All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. - F. P. Jones

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. - David Friedman

You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns