Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

1. Gives milk without eating grass
2. gets wet without water
3. Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!