A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz
a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a
prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
Today in style ...
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it
will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will
be THE MAN!!
My days ...
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving.
Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every
thucking day!
23 useless parts
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls
u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR
PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
Wont go down?
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on
everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go
down on u.not even a network
Why woman moan?
Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something
to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Maths
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide
your legs and we can multiply!
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