If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!