A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman
with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing
& he answered - waitng 4 autumn
Under arrest
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Mobile com
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till
i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i
busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
The Alien
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a
mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been
having sex with your thumb!
What are they?
Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
Import
& Exporter