A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A
child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in
the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
What a girl wants?
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart
recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
If you were!
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were
a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a
sweetie ill make love 2 u!
How you eat your's?
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my
tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth...
that's how u... eat an ice cream...
The little thing
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at
the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN
U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
Who passes more gas?
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut
up long enough to build up pressure.
Cat & Rooster
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's
a happy cock!
Import
& Exporter