Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee

Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..

hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .