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Funny SMS |
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Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar! |
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! |
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Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiyaKe 'paste' karna bhool gaye... |
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe kabhi to 'double-click' karo... |
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'... |
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein there is no more 'disk space'. |
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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'. |
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail. |
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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. |
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya.. |
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Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab 'read only' hain... |
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Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga... |
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